No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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