If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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