We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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