Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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