Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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