I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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