I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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