Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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