Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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