We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
