My hand turned me down
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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