You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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