dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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