I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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