do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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