Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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