Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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