Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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