Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Come see our sink grown plant.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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