ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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