We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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