That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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