I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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