isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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