So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
