Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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