I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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