my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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