i need an iv and a liver transplant
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
