to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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