butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I party with great urgency now.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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