Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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