Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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