Whod you bang
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Is it because I queefed?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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