he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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