For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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