listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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