Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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