I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
