...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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