Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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