VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
