Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm really busy with my period
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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