3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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