Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
nutella sex= disaster
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
we should paint friendship bongs
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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