She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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