Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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