well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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