Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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