what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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